09.19.05
DCTV post-con update
Hello there kids. DCTV “fearless leader” & part-time pixel manipulator Brian Richardson here to answer common questions I see in the dragoncontv.com comments.
Read the rest of this entry »
09.13.05
DOX News (DCTV2005)
When you need fake sci-fi news, turn to the least known source for fake news … DOX NEWS! Here’s Dragon*ConTV’s excuse to put funny text crawl at the bottom of a TV screen.
Read the rest of this entry »
09.10.05
Trading Species (DCTV2005)
What happens when Trading Places is no longer good TV? Leave it to the minds at DCTV to come up with the next logical conclusion … Trading Species!
No cats were harmed in the making of this video, which is a shame because I have such a good recipe …
Clip of the Week: Thomas proposes to Barrie
From The Dragon*Con 2005 Masquerade … TechOps leader Thomas Kerns proposes to his girlfriend in front of 2,500 people and a TV audience. Of course we got it on tape.
The More You Know: Mutants (DCTV2005)
Yeah, Stephen thought we needed to serve the community … or that we might end up doing some community service … so we made these “public service announcements” in the style we remember from those afterschool specials.
The More You Know: Mad Scientists (DCTV2005)
The More You Know: Mad Scientists [0:23m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (70)
The More You Know: Mad Scientists (DiVX 6): Download (92)Yeah, Stephen thought we needed to serve the community … or that we might end up doing some community service … so we made these “public service announcements” in the style we remember from those afterschool specials.
Red Shirt Diaries (DCTV2005)
To boldly go where no red shirt has gone before … the bedroom.
Star Trek has had a lot of spinoff shows, but even DCTV thinks this might be going a bit too far …
Swears Unlimited (DCTV2005)
Wonder where all that futuristic profanity comes from in your favorite sci-fi show? Well, shut your frelling mouth and download this gorram video.
09.09.05
Adult Swim Bumps (DCTV2005)
From the desk of Stephen Granade comes the DCTV2005 pile’o'bumpers. They’re all here in one spectacular listing!
Read the rest of this entry »
The SciFi Life (DCTV2005)
Reality shows deserve to be spoofed … Dragon*ConTV is there! This is what happens when you mix several sci-fi/fantasy universes in the same house.
Old Spice Melange (DCTV2005)
You’ve been to Dragon*Con … you know how badly some folks need deodorant. Dragon*ConTV saves the day with a new product: Old Spice Melange.
09.07.05
Interview with GadgetMe Magazine
A few weeks before Dragon*Con 2005, Amy Zunk with GadgetMe Magazine (gadgetme.com) interviewed me via instant messenger about Dragon*ConTV. The article was posted last Friday, but I was a bit too busy with con to post the link.
TV Executive Language Infomercial (DCTV2005)
Why learn Klingon & Elvish when it’s more useful to talk to the TV executive that just took your favorite sci-fi show off the air. Of course, there has to be a language tape that teaches you how to talk like a TV executive …
TV Executive Language Infomercial (tv_exec_lang.mov, Quicktime 6)
The Simple Life: Ensigns (DCTV2005)
FOX has sent Paris & Nicole to a number of weird jobs in the name of entertainment. Dragon*ConTV thinks this type of bad reality TV might happen in the future.
We hope the Federation survives.
Pon Farr (DCTV2005)
Vulcan lust is a strange thing, even for a TV show that lets you travel in time more often that most people take the bus. Even though they only mate every seven years, it is only logical that Vulcans have a romantic fragrance …
PETE: People for the Ethical Treatment of Ewoks (DCTV2005)
Who protects the fluffy folks of Endor? Dragon*ConTV leaves that to PETE … People for the Ethical Treatment of Ewoks.
Fendel Sasoon (DCTV2005)
How do all of the elves in Peter Jackson movies have fantastic hair? They must be using great hair care products.
Elfzyte (DCTV2005)
For male hobbits that have issues with their … um, “size”, there’s Elfzyte. This is what happens when Dragon*ConTV staffers watch those damn “Smiling Bob” commercials.
American Depressed (DCTV2005)
Even goths can suffer from identity theft … but who can protect the identity they’e worked so hard to protect? At Dragon*ConTV, we let American Depressed help.
AT-AT: Like Nothing Else (DCTV2005)
Need something bigger & badder than your Hummer? Try the Empire’s favorite off-road vehicle!
Another DCTV video from Dragon*Con 2005.
