09.14.06
You in the Skirt (bumper)
Ladies & gentlemen … I give you our final Dragon*ConTV bumper for Dragon*Con 2006, a loving tribute to gender misidentification.
Written By: Chris Lloyd
Music By: ChuckB
Song Title: Life in the Midway1
Wikipedia (bumper)
How much does Dragon*ConTV love the Wikipedia? Please refer to this “adult swim” bumper for more information. Produced for Dragon*Con 2006.
Written By: Stephen Granade
Music By: Every Single Soul
Song Title: Sambadock
Wheaton Kiss (bumper)
We at Dragon*ConTV are big Wil Wheaton fans. We watched him grow from Stand By Me to Wesley Crusher to a poker-playing blogger. But, until he shows up for Dragon*Con, he’s fair game to being taunted by our “adult swim” bumpers 
Produced for Dragon*Con 2006.
Written By: Stephen Granade
Music By: shagrugge
Song Title: New Earth Atomic (aftermath mix)
We Are All Aliens (bumper)
Forget about life on Mars (unless you watch British television) … aliens may living among us! Another “adult swim” bumper produced for Dragon*Con 2006.
Written By: Stephen Granade
Music By: PorchCat
Song Title: Winter Thoughts
TV Fans Make Noise (bumper)
Another bumper that encourages Dragon*Con audience members to give a “shout out” to their favorite TV shows. Produced for Dragon*ConTV 2006.
Written By: Shannon Brown
Music By: :: TRZ.exp
Song Title: Sonho de Voar
TSA Banned Items (bumper)
As of today, the TSA’s “war on moisture” continues … so many Dragon*ConTV products can’t be taken on flights anymore. This helpful security tip brought to you by DCTV for Dragon*Con 2006.
Written By: Stephen Granade
Music By: Jeremy Sharp
Trogdor (bumper)
Dragon*ConTV fans love Trogdor … the man … the dragon man … so we made another “adult swim” style bumper. Produced for Dragon*Con 2006.
Written By: Stephen Granade
Music By: zikweb
Song Title: Where birds are gone?
Static Electricity (bumper)
Too much fur in Dragon*Con costumes can produce a lot of electrical discharge. Produced for Dragon*ConTV 2006.
Written By: Shannon Brown
Music By: His Boy Elroy
Song Title: Revolve
Blood Train
Blood Train (iPod/Quicktime) [1:18m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (98)
Blood Train (DiVX): Download (138)Klingons … is there anything they can’t do? They kill, battle, mame, kill, promote malt liquor, honor their families, drink blood wine, kill in the name of their family and sometimes “get down with their bad selves” on the disco floor. For that last category, Dragon*ConTV presents Blood Train (produced for Dragon*Con 2006)
09.12.06
Clogged Tubes
If dragoncontv.com seems slow, it’s because my webhost has recently experienced issues with network access speed … a recent router upgrade didn’t work out exactly as planned. They are having “discussions” with network engineers to sort out the problems, and expect the speed to improve soon. Apologies if this affects your ability to slack of at work using our videos
Update: the router upgrade seems to be complete. I’ll post the last of the Dragpn*ConTV 2006 videos shortly.
09.11.06
Southern Hospitality (bumper)
Sci-fi is a little different here in the South. This bumper from Dragon*ConTV 2006 helps explain it all to those “damn yankees”.
Written By: Stephen Granade
Music By: cdk
Song Title: HC-7 (cdk mix)
Stormtrooper Armor
Stormtrooper Armor (iPod/Quicktime) [0:44m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (96) Stormtrooper Armor (DiVX): Download (131)Is that white armor actually designed to stop laser blasts, or attract them? Once again, Dragon*ConTV sees an opportunity for lawyers to get into the Star Wars universe. Produced for Dragon*Con 2006.
Red Shirt Lawsuit
Red Shirt Lawsuit (iPod/Quicktime) [0:54m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (93) Red Shirt Lawsuit (DiVX): Download (137)Who will stand up for the Red Shirts that have perished in the name of the Prime Directive? Who will defend the unfortunate extra in polyester who beams down with Captain Kirk and Mister Spock?
Well, we’re not sure. Dragon*ConTV thinks some lawyer will want to cash in on Red Shirt related deaths … and sleazy lawyers equal bad television ads. Produced for Dragon*Con 2006.
Dragon*Con Idol
Dragon*Con Idol (iPod/Quicktime) [1:12m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (114) Dragon*Con Idol (DiVX): Download (123)American Idol need to watch out, because a galactic hit is gaining on it … Dragon*Con Idol! We took a few out takes from “Scott the Klingon” and turned them into shorts for Dragon*ConTV 2006.
09.10.06
Star Trek & Klingon Clips
Star Trek & Klingon Clips (iPod/Quicktime) [2:48m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (95) Star Trek & Klingon Clips (DiVX): Download (168)We had a ton of short clips for Dragon*Con 2006 featuring Klingons, and one quick dig at Star Trek: Enterprise. Dragon*ConTV rolled all of these clips into one video. This includes the “homeless Klingon”, “not so fresh feeling” and many more.
Thanks to House Koloth, K.A.G. and Spring4th for all of the Klingon help this year.
Stargate Clips
Stargate Clips (iPod/Quicktime) [1:46m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (127) Stargate Clips (DiVX): Download (143)There were three Stargate clips we managed to edit for Dragon*ConTV 2006. Thanks to all of the SG1 folks who helped, and sorry we didn’t use all of the video (we’ll try to use the rest for 2007).
This video contails the “golf”, “coffee” and “trash” clips shown at Dragon*Con 2006.
Klingon “Capital One” Ad
Klingon "Capital One" Ad (iPod/Quicktime) [0:57m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (127) Klingon "Capital One" Ad (DiVX): Download (136)What happens to Klingons after the Trek shows are all gone … they have to get jobs somewhere. Dragon*ConTV was inspired by the Capital One Viking ads and produced this video for Dragon*Con 2006.
SF Not SF (bumper)
You think the Sci-Fi Channel would be the definitive source for science fiction … let’s compare sci-fi to non-sci-fi and find out. Produced for Dragon*ConTV 2006.
Written By: Stephen Granade
Music By: zikweb
Song Title: Wanderlust
SF Box Office (bumper)
If you’re 21 or older, get your favorite alhocolic beverage ready … this one will make you want to drink something. Produced for Dragon*ConTV 2006.
Written By: Stephen Granade
Music By: zikweb
Song Title: Your empty lives
Salvage 1 (bumper)
This bumper shows no sci-fi program is safe from the wrath of Dragon*ConTV.
Written By: Stephen Granade
Music By: Jordan Humbert
Song Title: Spirit of the Dusty Piano
